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I work in a daycare. One day, I was covering a break and all the kids were asleep. My stomach hurt like crazy so I let a fart slip. It was horrible and I moved across the room. All of a sudden one of the kids sat up and said "it's stinky". Then laid back down. Male here, but I have a story. A group of us are sitting in my buddy's spacious living room, my girlfriend of 4 months included. A stink, so putrid it would kill a hog, starts wafting across the room.

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Everybody starts freaking out. We make eye contact and suddenly, I know.

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I do the only thing I can do in this situation, I jump up and laugh, "Taste my shit! We were at a theme park. It was a company party for my then boyfriend's mother, So food was served backyard bbq style. They had pulled pork. Now I know that pulled pork will give me revolting gas, but hey, we were outdoors an I can keep em quiet. So I had some pulled pork. Some time later I feel a really moist warm one coming on, so I picked up my walking pace a little bit. Just when I thought I was safe, I realized it was following me.

I was hoping, somehow, he didn't notice. It attracted a crowed. They discussed it. Once early on in a relationship I spent the night at the guy's house. I had been feeling sorta gassy that night but had mostly managed to hold it in. We were laying in bed, and just as I fell asleep, I let out a loud fart and it woke me Girl fart stories.

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I pretended I was still asleep though, but I heard the guy quietly laugh next to me. It was pretty embarrassing at the time but now I think it is pretty funny. He never brought it up. Found the internet!

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