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By riggins44November 21, in The Tailgate. Was it here that someone posted a hidden camera WMV of women getting the Brazillian wax? I've never seen such facial distortions and crys of pain. Actually, that makes me curious. How do, ummm Do they go through this agony every few days? Talk about dedication to your profession Anyhow, if we can put an astronaut on the moon, I am sure that modern science will resolve this vexing problem soon.
Anyone else get slightly aroused by reading that? Serious question. It's only a once every 3 weeks or so thing, waxing pulls the hair out from below the skin line so takes a while to grow back to a noticable point.
You can tell your gf eeds another visit when you see her scratching subconsciously, yet when you go take a peek to see if she has crabs the only thing you find is something you can strike a match on Wanna try it out on your ificant other?
I actually waxed my chest for a woman I was seeing about eight years ago who couldn't appreciate a truly masculine individual such as myself I'll never, ever, ever do anything remotely close to that again. Granted, I was dealing with sufficiently more frontal area, but I don't understand how women can put themselves through that. You know what That's just sick. In the perfect world, men are muscled and angular and hairy - i. Women are smooth and curvy and hairless - Woman waxing story.
Not like a third grader - like a beautiful statute. Oh, yeah I forgot that everyone is supposed to have the perfectly angular features of those on TV as well as the hairlessness of a grade schooler I'm sorry for laughing at another's pain, but I was in tears while reading that story. I can't imagine that kind of pain.
I use shears in those gentle areas, but believe me when I tell you I have one hand protecting the assets at all times. This story reminded me, meaning it had similar written structure, of the great joke about the Chili Cook-Off If anyone has that joke The first time I read it I laughed till I cried and had to take an early lunch to compose myself.
Tale of one woman's woe Forum Rules and Guidelines. Tale of one woman's woe. Recommended Posts. Posted November 21, One Woman's Tale of Woe All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now My night Woman waxing story as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg or wherever else and you pull the hair! No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. So I pull one of the thin strips out.
Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to degrees. I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek Yes, it was a long strip I inhale deeply and brace myself I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. Everything is swirly and spotted.
I think I may pass out Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.
I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the Woman waxing story BIG mistake I know I need to do something.
So I put my foot down. I hear the slamming of a cell door. Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off! What ca n I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe Woman waxing story off, right???
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.
It's a very good conversation starter - "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub! She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or who-ha? I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the on the side of the box. I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions,I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor.
Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. It works!! I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, Woman waxing story numb by now.
Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing optionsWoman waxing story
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